I guess today is a day to be worried about everything ( Read more... )

Dear everyone whose immediate response to "I miss my girlfriend" is "Well at least you have someone!":

Shut up and go away. This is my self-pity party, not yours. You can throw yours later. I'll even bake you a cake.

♥

posting this here because i would never say it in real life, not because it is directed at any of you lovelies

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